SOLD OUT

Join us for a tremendously special evening with Alec Baldwin in conversation with JBFC Board President Janet Maslin! You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story Of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody) is the new satirical “presidential memoir” written by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen and America’s foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin.

Mr. Baldwin is available to sign one copy of his book for each ticket holder between 5:00 to 6:30 in the Jane Peck Gallery on the third floor. The book signing is limited to the copy of You Can’t Spell America Without Me, and cannot be extended to any other memorabilia. Additionally, there will be no personalization or photography.

Here is how the evening will work:

4:30                       Book signing line opens in the Jane Peck Gallery
5:00-6:30             In-person book signing with Mr. Baldwin (please see details above)
6:00                       Theater One doors open
7:00-8:00             On-stage event with Alec Baldwin and Janet Maslin

Please note the special instructions for this event:

• The price of the ticket includes one book, the signing, and the on stage-event.
• There will be a limit of one book per person for the signing.
• This book signing is limited to copies of You Can’t Spell America Without Me — no memorabilia.
• Due to limited time, no personalization or photography.

“I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well–even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn’t understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when ‘it’ is a ‘memoir.’ So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I’ve been forced to stay alone in the White House–only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it’s all 100% true, so true–people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy.”